THE FANTASTIC LESBIANS BLOOD MOON HOROSCOPE
Right Lezzers, THE FANTASTIC LESBIANS BLOOD MOON HOROSCOPE, general advice just calm doon hen.
It’s Bonny but is it life changing? Here’s what’s in store for you all.
Aries
The Blood Moon says STOP. THINK. THEN ACT. You just hear ACT.
Expect a spontaneous night out, an ill-advised declaration of attraction or a WhatsApp message sent with breathtaking confidence and absolutely no proofreading.
Listen hen, not every thought requires immediate distribution.
TAURUS
The eclipse is shaking up your friendships and social circle.
Unfortunately Taurus had just got everything exactly how she liked it.
Someone new may catch your eye, but they’ll have to come to you because you’ve already got your slippers on.
You can sense change is coming. Put the kettle on.
GEMINI
One minute you’re deleting her number.
Twenty minutes later: “I just think we need to communicate properly.”
Career and direction are also under the eclipse spotlight, so there may actually be a surprisingly sensible decision amongst the chaos.
Take heed hen, dinnea start three separate WhatsApp conversations about the same woman.
CANCER
You’re feeling are all over the place pet. Your feelings, her feelings, the dog’s feelings and something Babs said in February that you’ve never completely got over. The eclipse could have you craving adventure or a change of scenery. Just a word to the wise hen, a weekend away is fine. Moving to Lanzarote because you met a woman on Tuesday is perhaps premature.
LEO
A BLOOD MOON?!
Finally, appropriate lighting.
Leo enters every room assuming the universe has arranged the eclipse specifically for her. Romance and money could both get interesting.
May come as a shock to you hen but there are technically eleven other star signs.
VIRGO
Relationship revelations are coming.
Virgo has already made a spreadsheet entitled “Potential Partners, Strengths, Weaknesses & Red Flags.”
Someone may surprise you romantically. Naturally you will conduct due diligence.
Dinnea spoil the mood, attraction cannot be risk assessed.
LIBRA
The Blood Moon asks you to restore balance. Unfortunately you’ve narrowed your romantic options down to two women and they’re both gorgeous.
One is sensible. One is trouble.
We all know which one you’re thinking about. Just remember “I’ll just see what happens” is still a decision.
SCORPIO
Oh dear. This eclipse lands in Scorpio’s romance, pleasure and creativity territory. Old attractions could resurface. New ones could become intense. Someone you’ve been pretending you’re completely casual about may suddenly become considerably less casual.
Eye contact will last approximately 1.7 seconds too long. You know exactly what you are doing.
SAGITTARIUS
Home and emotional security are getting a cosmic shake up.
Sagittarius deals with this by suggesting everyone goes away for the weekend.
Possibly abroad. Possibly tomorrow.
Just remember to check annual leave approved BEFORE booking Ryanair.
CAPRICORN
Communication is your superpower under this eclipse. You may finally SAY THE THING. Everyone will be stunned because you’ve apparently been thinking it for seven months. Just remember your feelings dinnea require a power point presentation.
AQUARIUS
The eclipse hits your self-worth and money zone. You’re remembering exactly what you bring to the table and becoming considerably less interested in chasing anyone who isn’t matching your energy. Ironically, this is precisely when somebody may start paying more attention. You know you should not conduct romantic experiments out of curiosity. obviously you’re going to.
PISCES
THIS ONE IS YOURS. The eclipse is actually in Pisces, making this particularly personal, identity, relationships and emotional breakthroughs are strongly highlighted in astrological interpretations.
Something you’ve been avoiding may suddenly become crystal clear.
There could be tears. There could be romance. There could be a dramatic haircut.
Possibly all three.
Your intuition may be excellent. Your judgement after three pints of tennents and. Jaegerbomb remains unchanged.
