Reasons to love each star sign, your Green Flags if you will.
Okay Lezzers, dinnea Ken what’s got into Madam LaBia or I.
Must be aw the sunshine, good vibes and Bonny flowers. 🌺 We’ve went all soppy and sentimental. So here it is and we advise you to enjoy these words, hang on to them and hopefully they will see you through next week when we come back and roast the lot of you with a passion.
This week - reasons to love each star sign, your Green Flags if you will.
Next week we are going through your toxic traits and I’ve already had wee peek, it isnae Bonny x
Aries
They’ll haul ye oot the hoose for anything, a wee road trip, 2AM for a trip to Roughies bakery or starting some daft club, and I t’s always brilliant fun
They argue just for the crack, not to actually win (mostly)
If anybody messes with you? They’re already charging in, before you even finish telling the story
They’ll hype you up louder than anybody, even when you look a glaikit mess
Life’s never dull, you’ll never sit saying “fit’ll we dae the day?” ever again
Taurus
The only one you trust tae pick the chippie, buy a gift, or make the bed perfect
Stubborn? Naw, loyal till the day you die, once they like you, you’re in for life, nae turning back.
Turns biding in into a 5-star retreat, braw food, fine whisky, soft blankets, nae hurry, roaring fire, pure peace
Remembers every wee thing, how you take your coffee, your favourite sweet, even that thing you said 3 year ago
Never bails… or leaves the sofa, let’s be honest
Gemini
You get two best mates for the price oh one, serious or daft, exactly what you need
Can blether away aboot quantum physics, celebrity gossip, and pure daft facts all in the same breath
Silence? Dinnae ken the meaning of it, they’ve always got something tae say
Copies your jokes, picks up yer wee habits, becomes yer exact match, it’s uncanny
Makes ye feel clever, funny, and pure great just being near you
Cancer
Remembers every single thing, your birthday, your maw’s name, that sad wee story you told them ages ago
Feeds you, wraps you up warm, and greets with you over a wee cat video
Their homes their palace, and you get VIP access, always welcome, always safe
Cares so much it’s nearly annoying, but you’d no have it ony other way
Knows exactly how you feel afore you even open yer mooth, pure magic
Leo
Treats you like royalty, you’re their favourite person, everyone else is just background noise
Makes even the wee things feel huge, a trip tae Aldi? Pure iconic
Confidence? They have enough for baith of you and then some
Defends you, compliments you, shows you off like you’re the best thing since sliced breid
Your life turns intae a film… and you’re the star
Virgo
Fixes absolutely everything, your schedule, your broken phone, your heid, even your empty biscuit tin
Notices wee bits you didnae even ken you needed
“Got you this, thought you’d like it”, every single time, never misses
Reliable tae the point of being a wee bit dull… but that’s exactly why you love them
You’ll never run out of tea, clean socks, or good advice, sorted
Libra
Makes everything look, sound, and feel better, even taking oot the bin feels elegant
Calms arguments, smooths things over, keeps abody happy... even if they cannae pick a restaurant to save their life
That charming, they could talk a cow oot a bush
Sees every side, so you always get fair, kind, proper good advice
Makes you feel like the bonniest, smartest lassie in the room
Scorpio
Acts cool and tough but blushes hard when you are sweet
Your secrets coudnae be safer if they were locked in a bank vault
Stares at you like you are magic
Remembers EVERY detail, even things you mumbled in the passing once
Sagittarius
Really spontaneous and fun, let’s go for a dook at 9pm…in winter
Laughs loud and so funny you’ll laugh till your belly hurts
You get to be your pure self around them.
Super honest but always in a guid way
Capricorn
Gets everything done, want it? They'll make it happen, nae bother
Serious face... but secretly the driest, funniest lassie you’ll ever meet
Shows love by daein stuff, fixes your car, pays for dinner, sorts your bills, nae fuss
Solid as a rock, always there, exactly when they said they would be
Makes you feel so safe, like nothing bad can happen while they're standing by you
Aquarius
A Wee bit weird... in the best way, their jokes, ideas, and outfits are one of a kind Thinks different, so you always see things from a brand new angle
Lets ye be exactly yourself, nae judgement, never a word
Cares aboot big things... but also your pure daft wee habits
Best mate and favourite weirdo, perfect
combo
Pisces
Feels everything with you, happy when you are, sad when you are, even afore you ken it yourself
Makes up wee songs, draws you pictures, or
tells daft stories... just because
Believes in you mair than you believe in yourself
So soft, kind, and sweet it's nearly too much tae handle
Life feels warmer, softer, and a wee bit magical just having them near you
